Why can’t we all just get along and screw?

Normal people bore me.

Always have.

But normal people flaunting their opinions on what sex should be… drives me insane.

So I’ve been sitting here reading articles on feminism and sex, BDSM and sex, feminism, feminism in the 21st century, sex and sexual appetites in the new age, #me too, #times up, liberal feminist, sex with objects, pansexuals, bisexuals, nongender sex bla bla bla bla bla…….

I’ve come to a conclusion.

Sex has not changed. It is the same as it always was.

Sexual appetites have not changed since man “lit fire in cave and got in on with woman”.

What has changed and is constantly changing is people’s opinions on sex. And this just goes around in a constant circle of lies, shame, and orgasm in equal measures.

This generation did not invent sex. We did not invent kink. We did not invent women’s sexual empowerment. We did not invent BDSM and there were 700 shades of grey before there was 50. We never needed Hollywood to tell us how to get our jolly’s.

Porn is bad

Porn is good.

Porn is anti-women

Porn can be liberating.

No. Porn is porn.

It has but one purpose and it’s been doing that quite well since men and women got their rocks off looking at paintings on cave walls.

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“Ban the Porn”

“Our kids are subjected to sex”

Guess what.

No shit.

Your kids were subjected to sex when they first realized the stork didn’t deliver them to the doorstep.

“Monogamy will return, and couples will seek a higher level of learning so that they can maintain a consistently successful relationship,” writes Dr. Ava Cadell. Shes some sort of expert on sex. Yea an “EXPERT” on sex. Studied it in some college in Boston while drinking Lipton Ice Tea and reading Cosmo magazine.

No. We won’t.

Monogamy thrives because we as a species actually like existing

We like making more of ourselves.

And hey, throw in an orgasm and we are sold.


We as a generation are taking sex so bloody seriously and forgetting that we are but fragile beings who will eventually shuffle off this mortal coil.

A wise man once wrote:
“So show me yours I’ll show you mine “Tool Time” you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”


Amen Brother









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